1. |
I Don't Approve
01:35
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You waste your time on YouTube
commenting on my shit
Making allegations
of my lack of wit
Don't know what to tell you
You must be empty inside
I guess you broke your funny bone
I really wish you died
I don't approve!
You say that I am childish
That I should act mature
Perhaps instead of doody
I should say manure
I'll never understand
Folks who put you down
For just being silly
and acting like a clown
I don't approve!
I don't approve!
I don't approve!
I don't approve!
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2. |
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You think you speak for everyone
With your shitty fucking comments
You’re just killing all our fun
You make me want to vomit
Where’s all your videos?
Where’s all your subscribers?
Get that bug out of your ass
You should eat more fucking fiber
You
You’re As Average As Toast!
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3. |
Minimal Effort
00:08
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Minimal Effort
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4. |
I Like To Play With Toys
00:56
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I like to play with toys
It makes me young inside
It’s just my inner child
Playing before he dies
People say it’s stupid
Childish at best
They all look wrinkled
Old and fucking stressed
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5. |
Harshin' My Buzz
01:44
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I’m just sitting around
Stoned and being high
Making up stupid shit
and along comes this guy
He tells me I’m no good
He tells me I’m not funny
He tells me a lot of shit
I think he’s a fucking dummy
Why’s he fucking with me?
What’d I do to him?
He should smoke a bowl
He wouldn't be so grim
Stop harshin’ my buzz
Stop harshin’ my buzz
Stop harshin’ my buzz
Stop harshin’ my buzz
Fuck off and die!
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6. |
I Do What I Want
01:13
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Don’t tell me what to do troll
Worry about your own business
What’s your problem man?
I bet you’re fucking religious
I do what I want!
For your information buddy
I’m a professional weirdo
You, you can go fuck yourself
To me you’re just a zero!
I do what I want!
I do what I want!
I do what I want!
I do what I want!
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7. |
White Knight
00:47
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You come to the defense
of every online female
An over dramatic rescue
Just to get an email
You’re as bullshit as politics
A real fucking dick
A dork in sheep’s clothing
Never even been with a chick
Blindly sucking up
No matter what’s being said
Give it up jackass
You’re never getting head!
White Knight!
White Knight!
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8. |
Zero Fucks Given
01:02
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I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I totally don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I totally don’t give a fuck
In case you didn’t fucking hear me
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I totally don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I totally don’t give a fuck
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9. |
Thanks For Sharing
01:07
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Posting every article
You don’t even read it
You’re trying to be cool
You fill my feed with shit
Sharing other’s thoughts
No musings of your own
Got nothing to say?
Another fucking clone
“Jackie Chan is Dead again?”
“Burger King’s getting rid of the Whopper?!?!”
If you had a half a brain
You’d still be an idiot
Read before sharing
Take more than a minute
Propagating bullshit
You’re a total fucking tool
You ain’t gonna change
Forever a sharing fool!
“Google is going to start charging for email!”
“I declare Facebook doesn’t own my posts!”
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10. |
Selfie Queen
01:10
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Me!
Starving for attention
Selfie after selfie
I think you’re mentally ill
Bats in your fucking belfry
You’re just a narcissist
Fishing for compliments
You say you hate your looks
Why don’t you just be honest?
Maybe you need those likes
Maybe you’re empty inside
If you had a personality
You wouldn't have to hide
Me! Me! Me!
Me! Me! Me! Me!
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My cat’s better than your cat
She totally plays fetch
Look at your dumb cat
It’s a homeless fucking wretch
My cat’s the most amazing cat ever
It’ll put your cat to shame
My cat’s a fucking internet star
Where the fuck is your cat’s fame?
My cat’s name is “Baby”
What’s your cat’s name, “Paul”?
My cat’s sleek and beautiful
Your cat’s a walking hairball
My cat’s the most awesome creature in the universe
Your cat’s fucking stupid and insignificant
Your cat is lame and pisses on the fucking couch
My cat knows the future, she’s fucking magnificent!
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12. |
Don't Look At Me
01:40
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My shit’s not for you
Fuck your point of view!
You complain
You disagree
I don’t like you!
Don’t look at me!
Don’t look at me!
Don’t look at me!
Don’t look at me!
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13. |
Eat A Bag Of Dicks
00:40
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Some people are filled with anger
Consumed by life
Held hostage by their thoughts
Stabbing like a knife
These people are here for blood
Up to their old tricks
Tell these vultures to “fuck off,
and go eat a bag of dicks!”
Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!
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14. |
Politics Suck
01:11
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You have been sold a lie
It’s a lie older than you
Told by those in power
A lie that grew and grew
Blindly following candidates
Rooting for your “team”
They’re all the same bullshit
Selling you a fucking dream
The system is broken
There’s nothing you can do
Have fun before you die
‘cause this place is a fucking zoo
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15. |
#HASHTAGSARESTUPID
00:20
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#HASHTAGSARESTUPID
THIS #SONG
IS #POINTLESS
MUCH LIKE YOU
#LIFELESS
#HASHTAGSARESTUPID
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16. |
Internet Tough Guy
01:23
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You talk a big game
Hiding behind your screen
You act all big and bad
Bold, nasty, and mean
One question for you
If you’re such a tough guy
Why not use your real name
What’ve you got to hide?
Internet tough guy!
My words are big!
Internet tough guy!
You’re just a dick!
Here’s what I think jerk
I’ll give it to you in black and white
You’re a cowardly fucking sissy
That would piss themselves in a fight
A yellow fucking bastard
A liar and a fucking fraud
I’d like to smash you myself
Make you eat your fucking words
Internet tough guy!
My words are big!
Internet tough guy!
You’re just a dick!
Internet tough guy!
My words are big!
Internet tough guy!
You’re just a dick!
Internet tough guy!
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