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I Don't Approve

by Witless Fucktards

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about

This band is the result of some asshole on YouTube that didn't like one of my videos. He said I was childish and wasn't funny. Fuck him.

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released January 11, 2015

Written and produced by Roger J. Beaujard
All music and vocals by Roger J. Beaujard

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Witless Fucktards Las Vegas, Nevada

Some guy on YouTube was like um "you're stupid" and such, so I made this band. Yup. That's how I do.

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Track Name: I Don't Approve
You waste your time on YouTube
commenting on my shit

Making allegations
of my lack of wit

Don't know what to tell you
You must be empty inside

I guess you broke your funny bone
I really wish you died

I don't approve!

You say that I am childish
That I should act mature

Perhaps instead of doody
I should say manure

I'll never understand
Folks who put you down

For just being silly
and acting like a clown

I don't approve!
I don't approve!
I don't approve!
I don't approve!
Track Name: You're As Average As Toast
You think you speak for everyone
With your shitty fucking comments

You’re just killing all our fun
You make me want to vomit

Where’s all your videos?
Where’s all your subscribers?

Get that bug out of your ass
You should eat more fucking fiber

You
You’re As Average As Toast!
Track Name: Minimal Effort
Minimal Effort
Track Name: I Like To Play With Toys
I like to play with toys
It makes me young inside

It’s just my inner child
Playing before he dies

People say it’s stupid
Childish at best

They all look wrinkled
Old and fucking stressed
Track Name: Harshin' My Buzz
I’m just sitting around
Stoned and being high

Making up stupid shit
and along comes this guy

He tells me I’m no good
He tells me I’m not funny

He tells me a lot of shit
I think he’s a fucking dummy

Why’s he fucking with me?
What’d I do to him?

He should smoke a bowl
He wouldn't be so grim

Stop harshin’ my buzz
Stop harshin’ my buzz
Stop harshin’ my buzz
Stop harshin’ my buzz
Fuck off and die!
Track Name: I Do What I Want
Don’t tell me what to do troll
Worry about your own business

What’s your problem man?
I bet you’re fucking religious

I do what I want!

For your information buddy
I’m a professional weirdo

You, you can go fuck yourself
To me you’re just a zero!

I do what I want!
I do what I want!
I do what I want!
I do what I want!
Track Name: White Knight
You come to the defense
of every online female

An over dramatic rescue
Just to get an email

You’re as bullshit as politics
A real fucking dick

A dork in sheep’s clothing
Never even been with a chick

Blindly sucking up
No matter what’s being said

Give it up jackass
You’re never getting head!

White Knight!
White Knight!
Track Name: Zero Fucks Given
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I totally don’t give a fuck

I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I totally don’t give a fuck

In case you didn’t fucking hear me

I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I totally don’t give a fuck

I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I don’t give a fuck
I totally don’t give a fuck
Track Name: Thanks For Sharing
Posting every article
You don’t even read it

You’re trying to be cool
You fill my feed with shit

Sharing other’s thoughts
No musings of your own

Got nothing to say?
Another fucking clone

“Jackie Chan is Dead again?”
“Burger King’s getting rid of the Whopper?!?!”

If you had a half a brain
You’d still be an idiot

Read before sharing
Take more than a minute

Propagating bullshit
You’re a total fucking tool

You ain’t gonna change
Forever a sharing fool!

“Google is going to start charging for email!”
“I declare Facebook doesn’t own my posts!”
Track Name: Selfie Queen
Me!

Starving for attention
Selfie after selfie

I think you’re mentally ill
Bats in your fucking belfry

You’re just a narcissist
Fishing for compliments

You say you hate your looks
Why don’t you just be honest?

Maybe you need those likes
Maybe you’re empty inside

If you had a personality
You wouldn't have to hide

Me! Me! Me!
Me! Me! Me! Me!
Track Name: My Cat Is Fucking Awesome
My cat’s better than your cat
She totally plays fetch

Look at your dumb cat
It’s a homeless fucking wretch

My cat’s the most amazing cat ever
It’ll put your cat to shame

My cat’s a fucking internet star
Where the fuck is your cat’s fame?

My cat’s name is “Baby”
What’s your cat’s name, “Paul”?

My cat’s sleek and beautiful
Your cat’s a walking hairball

My cat’s the most awesome creature in the universe
Your cat’s fucking stupid and insignificant

Your cat is lame and pisses on the fucking couch
My cat knows the future, she’s fucking magnificent!
Track Name: Don't Look At Me
My shit’s not for you
Fuck your point of view!

You complain
You disagree
I don’t like you!

Don’t look at me!
Don’t look at me!
Don’t look at me!
Don’t look at me!
Track Name: Eat A Bag Of Dicks
Some people are filled with anger
Consumed by life

Held hostage by their thoughts
Stabbing like a knife

These people are here for blood
Up to their old tricks

Tell these vultures to “fuck off,
and go eat a bag of dicks!”

Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!

Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!
Eat a bag of dicks!
Track Name: Politics Suck
You have been sold a lie
It’s a lie older than you

Told by those in power
A lie that grew and grew

Blindly following candidates
Rooting for your “team”

They’re all the same bullshit
Selling you a fucking dream

The system is broken
There’s nothing you can do

Have fun before you die
‘cause this place is a fucking zoo
Track Name: #HASHTAGSARESTUPID
#HASHTAGSARESTUPID
THIS #SONG
IS #POINTLESS
MUCH LIKE YOU
#LIFELESS
#HASHTAGSARESTUPID
Track Name: Internet Tough Guy
You talk a big game
Hiding behind your screen

You act all big and bad
Bold, nasty, and mean

One question for you
If you’re such a tough guy

Why not use your real name
What’ve you got to hide?

Internet tough guy!
My words are big!
Internet tough guy!
You’re just a dick!

Here’s what I think jerk
I’ll give it to you in black and white

You’re a cowardly fucking sissy
That would piss themselves in a fight

A yellow fucking bastard
A liar and a fucking fraud

I’d like to smash you myself
Make you eat your fucking words

Internet tough guy!
My words are big!
Internet tough guy!
You’re just a dick!

Internet tough guy!
My words are big!
Internet tough guy!
You’re just a dick!

Internet tough guy!